daddy zerk
A daddy zerk is a man who thinks he's the king of the playground because he lets kids do what they want and screams at anything that moves.
My daddy zerk uncle lets my cousin eat ice cream for breakfast and yells at the dog like it's his rival.
The daddy zerk at the store lets kids run through the aisles and still has the energy to swear at the cashier.
My dad is a daddy zerk. He lets me eat pizza at 1 AM and yells at the moon like it’s laughing at him.