daddy zerk

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Daddy zerk is a man who thinks he's cool just because he lets kids run wild and yells at them like they owe him money.

My dad is a daddy zerk. He lets me eat cereal for dinner and screams at the TV like it insulted him.

The daddy zerk at the park let five kids climb his back and still had the energy to curse at a pigeon.

My uncle is a daddy zerk. He lets my cousin eat pizza at 2 AM and still yells at the mailman like he stole his job.

A daddy zerk is a man who thinks he's the king of the playground because he lets kids do what they want and screams at anything that moves.

My daddy zerk uncle lets my cousin eat ice cream for breakfast and yells at the dog like it's his rival.

The daddy zerk at the store lets kids run through the aisles and still has the energy to swear at the cashier.

My dad is a daddy zerk. He lets me eat pizza at 1 AM and yells at the moon like it’s laughing at him.

A daddy zerk is a man who acts like he's tough because he lets kids do whatever and yells at everything that doesn’t listen.

My daddy zerk cousin lets his kid eat cereal for dinner and yells at the TV like it insulted him.

The daddy zerk at the park lets five kids climb him and still yells at the dog like it’s his enemy.

My dad is a daddy zerk. He lets me eat pizza at 2 AM and yells at the mailman like he stole his life.