Daddy Whale
The biggest whale ever. It lives in the deepest can, and it’s got the baby daddy whale and the blue whale underneath it. It gets f***ed by bullets and hates dubstep more than anything.
“Daddy Whale screamed like a f***ing baby when the bullet hit him.”
“He’s like the king of the can, and the blue whale is just a little pebble.”
“Dubstep is his worst enemy.”