Daddy Whale

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The biggest f***ing beast on Earth. It lives in the deepest crapper, and below it are the tiny baby daddy whales, and even lower is the blue whale. It hates dubstep with a passion and gets f***ed up by bullets.
"Daddy Whale is like the king of the poop palace."
"He got f***ed by a bullet and cried like a baby."
“Dubstep makes him lose his f***ing mind.”
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A giant f***ing whale that lives in the ultimate can. It eats bullets for breakfast and gets scared by dubstep. The baby daddy whale is just a tiny version of it, and the blue whale is even smaller.
“That bullet shot made the Daddy Whale scream like a girl.”
“He’s just a tiny whale in a big can.”
“Dubstep makes him run away like a f***ing coward.”
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The biggest whale ever. It lives in the deepest can, and it’s got the baby daddy whale and the blue whale underneath it. It gets f***ed by bullets and hates dubstep more than anything.
“Daddy Whale screamed like a f***ing baby when the bullet hit him.”
“He’s like the king of the can, and the blue whale is just a little pebble.”
“Dubstep is his worst enemy.”
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