Daddy Whale
The biggest f***ing beast on Earth. It lives in the deepest crapper, and below it are the tiny baby daddy whales, and even lower is the blue whale. It hates dubstep with a passion and gets f***ed up by bullets.
"Daddy Whale is like the king of the poop palace."
"He got f***ed by a bullet and cried like a baby."
“Dubstep makes him lose his f***ing mind.”