Daddy strength
The wild confidence some daddies get after their kid is born. It’s like they think they’re Superman, even though they can’t even cook a hot dog.
My dad said he could bench-press a cow. He tried to lift my brother and got stuck in a chair.
My dad told my uncle he could run a marathon. He ran for 10 seconds and collapsed.
My dad said he could do 10 push-ups. He did one and fell on the couch.