Daddy strength
The ridiculous confidence a dad gets after having a kid. It’s like they think they’re a superhero, even though they can’t even remember their own password.
My dad said he could wrestle a bear. He tried to wrestle my dog and got kicked in the face.
My dad told my mom he could run a marathon. He took three steps and tripped over a chair.
My dad tried to do a handstand. He fell on his head and cried like a baby.