Daddy strength
The crazy power daddies believe they have after having a kid. It’s like they think they’re invincible, even though they can’t remember their own phone number.
My dad told my mom he could swim the English Channel. He tried to swim to the fridge and got stuck in the hallway.
My dad said he could beat up a whole football team. He tried to punch my brother and got hit with a pillow.
My dad said he could run a 10K. He ran three steps and collapsed like a sack of bricks.