Daddy strength
The crazy belief some daddies get after their kid is born. It’s like they think they’re a rock star, even though they can’t even remember their own name.
My dad said he could sing like a rock star. He tried to sing and sounded like a dying goat.
My dad told my uncle he could dance like a pro. He tried to dance and fell into a chair.
My dad said he could beat up a whole basketball team. He tried to punch my brother and got hit with a pillow.