daddy stitch
When a lady gets torn during birth, the doc fixes it with thread. If the dad is there, he might get extra stitches to make her even tighter.
My dad asked for 10 stitches. My mom said, 'You’re gonna be paying for that.'
He said, 'I want her to feel like a brand new hole.'
The doctor said, 'He wants to make her a virgin again.' I don’t think that’s possible.