daddy stitch

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A fancy way for doctors to say a woman got her snatch sewn shut after birthing a baby. The dad might get extra stitches just to make her tighter.
My mom got 10 stitches. My dad asked for 5 extra. He’s not done yet.
The nurse said, 'He wants your snatch to be a tight little hole again.'
My dad said, 'I want her to feel like a virgin again.' I don’t know what that means.
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When a lady gets torn during birth, the doc fixes it with thread. If the dad is there, he might get extra stitches to make her even tighter.
My dad asked for 10 stitches. My mom said, 'You’re gonna be paying for that.'
He said, 'I want her to feel like a brand new hole.'
The doctor said, 'He wants to make her a virgin again.' I don’t think that’s possible.
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