Daddy Sprite
Bud Light Lime’s made-up name. It’s the beer for guys who still wear socks with holes in them. It’s like the last gasp of a man who once had dreams.
"Daddy Sprite? That’s what my dad calls his lunchtime drink."
My dad drinks it and says it’s 'the only thing that can save me from my own stupidity.'
It’s the only thing keeping my dad from crying in public.