Daddy Sprite

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Bud Light Lime’s fake name. It’s like beer for old guys who still think they’re cool. It’s what you drink when you’re too tired to care and your pants are still from 2012.
"Daddy Sprite? More like Daddy Slighter."
My dad drinks it and calls it 'the smoothest pain I've ever felt.'
It's the only thing keeping me from beating my dad up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bud Light Lime’s nickname. It’s what you drink when you’re too lazy to be a real adult. It’s like a juice box for people who forgot how to grow up.
"I'm not a dad, I'm a Daddy Sprite."
My dad drinks it and says it's 'the only thing that can handle my bad decisions.'
It’s the only thing keeping my dad from getting a second job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bud Light Lime’s made-up name. It’s the beer for guys who still wear socks with holes in them. It’s like the last gasp of a man who once had dreams.
"Daddy Sprite? That’s what my dad calls his lunchtime drink."
My dad drinks it and says it’s 'the only thing that can save me from my own stupidity.'
It’s the only thing keeping my dad from crying in public.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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