Daddy Soft
A fake tough guy who hides in fancy hotels and lies about camping. He’s all ‘I sleep in tents’ but he’s actually in a suite with a private pool.
'I slept in the woods last night.' 'Yeah, and I had a pillow and a hot shower.'
'I ate trail mix for dinner.' 'Yeah, and I had a lobster and a wine glass.'
'I walked through a forest.' 'I took a limo through a forest.'