Daddy Soft

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A guy who acts like he's your dad but is also a total pushover. He'll baby you, coddle you, and let you get away with anything. He's like the dad who lets you fail every test and still gives you dessert.
'Dad, I failed math again.' 'Whatever, I still love you. Go eat ice cream.'
'You spilled your juice on the floor.' 'Oh, that’s fine. I’ll mop it later.'
'You cried because your dog left you.' 'Okay, let’s watch a movie and forget about it.'
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A soft daddy is a dom who acts like he's in charge but is really just a gentle giant. He won’t yell or slap you. He'll just sigh and take your stuffies away for a while.
'You didn’t clean your room.' 'Alright, no stuffies for you today.'
'You talked back to me.' 'You’re grounded. No snacks for a week.'
'You didn’t do your homework.' 'You’re getting a time-out. No TV.'
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A fake tough guy who hides in fancy hotels and lies about camping. He’s all ‘I sleep in tents’ but he’s actually in a suite with a private pool.
'I slept in the woods last night.' 'Yeah, and I had a pillow and a hot shower.'
'I ate trail mix for dinner.' 'Yeah, and I had a lobster and a wine glass.'
'I walked through a forest.' 'I took a limo through a forest.'
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