daddy shark
Daddy shark is when you shove your arms so deep into your partner’s body that you could probably find their soul and give it a hug. It’s like being a meat-eating robot with no filter.
My boyfriend did Daddy shark on me during a movie. I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
I did Daddy shark on my best friend and she said, ‘You’re like a weird, gross octopus.’
My mom caught me doing Daddy shark and said, ‘You’re not a shark, you’re a maniac with a hunger problem.’