daddy shark

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Daddy shark is a guy who looks like a hot anime jock with teeth like a meat grinder and a body that could crush your soul. He’s from My Hero Academia and he’s basically the human version of a pizza with extra cheese.

I saw Daddy shark at the gym and my heart stopped. I was too scared to ask him for a selfie.

My crush is Daddy shark. I texted him: ‘Can I be your side dish?’ He replied: ‘Only if you’re spicy.’

My teacher said, ‘If you don’t stop daydreaming about Daddy shark, I’ll give you a pop quiz on sharks.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Daddy shark is when you shove your arms so deep into your partner’s body that you could probably find their soul and give it a hug. It’s like being a meat-eating robot with no filter.

My boyfriend did Daddy shark on me during a movie. I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.

I did Daddy shark on my best friend and she said, ‘You’re like a weird, gross octopus.’

My mom caught me doing Daddy shark and said, ‘You’re not a shark, you’re a maniac with a hunger problem.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago