daddy shark
Daddy shark is a guy who looks like a hot anime jock with teeth like a meat grinder and a body that could crush your soul. He’s from My Hero Academia and he’s basically the human version of a pizza with extra cheese.
I saw Daddy shark at the gym and my heart stopped. I was too scared to ask him for a selfie.
My crush is Daddy shark. I texted him: ‘Can I be your side dish?’ He replied: ‘Only if you’re spicy.’
My teacher said, ‘If you don’t stop daydreaming about Daddy shark, I’ll give you a pop quiz on sharks.’