Daddy sex
What a little brat calls their old man when they’re getting their jollies and the old man is just trying to survive.
My little brother texted me: 'Daddy, can I come over? I need your help with my homework. And also my life.'
My neighbor’s kid ran up to him screaming, 'Daddy, the monster is coming!' He said, 'I'm not a monster. I'm your dad.' The kid said, 'Then why are you wearing a cape?'
My cousin's kid said, 'Daddy, I love you.' My cousin said, 'I love you too, but I also love my sleep.'