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When a guy who looks like your grandpa hits it off with your kid and you’re just there to watch the chaos. Often involves fake grandpa glasses and a lot of screaming.
My dad came home with a guy who looked like he could bench-press my uncle. I asked if he was my new grandpa. He said, 'No, you're my new grandpa.'
My brother said his teacher was his 'daddy' and now he's getting extra credit for being a good student. I think he's just trying to pass the class.
My cousin's boyfriend walks in wearing a suit and a wig. My cousin says, 'Daddy’s here.' I said, 'You’re both getting kicked out of the house.'