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To be a daddy savage, you’ve got to be the kind of person who fights dragons with a cheeseburger in one hand and a swear word in the other.

I ate a whole pizza and still had the energy to yell at the moon.

I cursed my mom’s ex for 47 minutes straight.

I ran a marathon and then threatened the finish line.