daddy savage

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Daddy savage means you're so tough and wild you could beat up a bear with one hand and still flirt with it.

I woke up at 3 AM screaming at my fridge like it owed me money.

I told my boss to take a hike and then I took a hike.

I bit my tongue so hard it started a war with my teeth.

To be a daddy savage, you’ve got to be the kind of person who fights dragons with a cheeseburger in one hand and a swear word in the other.

I ate a whole pizza and still had the energy to yell at the moon.

I cursed my mom’s ex for 47 minutes straight.

I ran a marathon and then threatened the finish line.

Daddy savage is when you're so savage you could turn your enemies into breakfast and still have time to text your ex.

I screamed at my math test so loud it failed me.

I fought my brother for the last slice of cake and won.

I told my teacher I didn’t respect her and then I didn’t respect her even more.

You're a daddy savage if you're the kind of person who can start a riot just by eating a burrito.

I bit my finger so hard it became a new finger.

I cursed my dog and now he won’t look at me.

I threw my shoes at the wall and then I threw them at my dad.

Being a daddy savage is like being the loudest kid in the class who also happens to be the best at hide and seek.

I yelled at my alarm clock so hard it died.

I fought my little sister for the remote and won.

I told my dad he was a bad dad and then I proved it.