Daddy Sanchez
A guy who thinks he's Mexican and acts like he's your dad. His mustache is so bad, it could start a war.
He showed up to my birthday party and yelled, 'You're gonna be rich, mijo!' Then he stole my cake.
He tried to teach me how to ride a bike, but he fell and cursed in Spanish.
He asked me if I wanted to be his son, but I said no, and he threw a taco at me.