Daddy Sanchez
A fake Mexican dad who shows up at school events and talks like he's from the 80s. His mustache is so bad, it has its own Instagram.
He showed up at my science fair wearing a neon shirt and said, 'You're going to fail, mijo.'
He tried to give me a hug, but it felt like he was trying to steal my soul.
He asked me if I wanted to eat nachos, but they were just stale chips and hope.