daddy sakurai
The prophet of Smash Bros. He’s the one who made it possible for characters to be balanced. If he wasn’t around, the game would be a disaster and I’d be screaming in frustration.
Sakurai is the only reason I don’t rage-quit every match.
I’d follow Sakurai anywhere. Even if he made me play against Snake.
If Sakurai didn’t balance the game, I’d be crying in the corner with a broken controller.