Daddy Roller
The loudest, most obnoxious tuba player who thinks they’re the king of the brass section and everyone else is just there to back them up.
My dad plays the sousaphone like it’s a war drum and doesn’t stop until the whole school is screaming.
The Daddy Roller walked into the gym and made the echo system cry.
He played so loud during lunch that the principal had to give him a warning.