Daddy Roller

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The loudest, most obnoxious tuba player who thinks they’re the king of the brass section and everyone else is just there to back them up.

My dad plays the sousaphone like it’s a war drum and doesn’t stop until the whole school is screaming.

The Daddy Roller walked into the gym and made the echo system cry.

He played so loud during lunch that the principal had to give him a warning.

The guy who plays the tuba so hard it sounds like it’s about to explode, and he still thinks he’s the main act.

He played the sousaphone during the pep rally like it was the final battle of the century.

The Daddy Roller showed up at the football game and made the crowd forget the game.

He blasted the tuba during math class and made the teacher cry.

The supreme tuba master who doesn’t know the word ‘quiet’ and thinks his sousaphone is the only instrument that matters.

He played the sousaphone so loud that the cafeteria was shaking.

The Daddy Roller turned the band practice into a war zone.

He played during the school play and made the actors lose their lines.