Daddy rand
Daddy rand is like a face massage from hell. It’s when you lick someone so much their face looks like it got hit by a baby. Only Randulph hirahara can do it because he’s a brainless giant who thinks he’s a magician.
I did daddy rand on my dad, and now he thinks he’s a beauty queen.
My sister got daddy rand and now she’s trying to get a job as a model.
My brother licked his boss so hard, the boss started crying.