Daddy rand

Daddy rand is when you lick someone so hard they look like a baby again, just to make them stop being a wrinkled old grump. Only Randulph hirahara can do it because he’s a clueless giant with a heart the size of a garbage can.

Daddy rand is like a face massage from hell. It’s when you lick someone so much their face looks like it got hit by a baby. Only Randulph hirahara can do it because he’s a brainless giant who thinks he’s a magician.

Daddy rand is when you use your tongue like a vacuum to suck all the oldness out of someone’s face. Only Randulph hirahara can do it because he’s a brain-dead giant who thinks he’s a beauty guru.