daddy pig, where art thou?
When Daddy Pig vanishes and you’re left wondering why he’s being such a dumbass and not just telling you where he is.
Daddy Pig, where art thou? If you're hiding in the TV, I'm coming in there with a broom.
Daddy Pig is gone again. Why? Because he’s too lazy to just say he’s at the park.
Daddy Pig, where art thou? I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna make you answer.