daddy pig, where art thou?

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Daddy Pig disappears and you're left wondering why he's being a complete idiot and hiding like a scared little mouse.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? I swear if you're hiding in the fridge again, I'll throw you out.

Why is Daddy Pig missing? Is he trying to escape my wrath? I'll find him, you know I will.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? I'm not in the mood for your nonsense today.

When Daddy Pig vanishes and you’re left wondering why he’s being such a dumbass and not just telling you where he is.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? If you're hiding in the TV, I'm coming in there with a broom.

Daddy Pig is gone again. Why? Because he’s too lazy to just say he’s at the park.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna make you answer.

Daddy Pig goes missing and you're just annoyed because he's being a total waste of space and hiding somewhere stupid.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? If you're hiding in the vacuum cleaner, I swear I'll plug it in.

Daddy Pig is gone again. Why? Because he's too dumb to just tell me he's at the store.

Daddy Pig, where art thou? I don't have time for your stupid hiding games.