daddy on the spot
The best parking spot ever. It’s far away from everything, so no one will ding your car. You can open your door all the way and not worry about people walking into it or getting stuck in the door.
I parked in the far corner of the lot, and my car came out perfect. No dings, no scratches, just me and my peace of mind.
I saw a guy park right next to the handicap spot and said, 'That’s my spot, and I don’t care if you’re handicapped.'
I parked so far away that I had to walk all the way to the store, but my car was untouched and I didn’t care.