daddy on the spot

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A man who steps in like a dad, even though he's just dating the mom. He acts like he's been there since day one and takes care of the kids like they're his own. He might even buy them snacks and pretend he knows what they're into.

My ex's new 'daddy on the spot' bought my kid a Fortnite subscription and called me 'the original mom' at the school play.

He showed up with pizza and a new Xbox for my kid and said, 'I'm the dad now, and I'm not leaving until you're cool with it.'

He took my kid to the zoo and forgot to bring a snack. I'm still not over that.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who acts like he's the dad even though he's not related. He helps out with the kid, gives them gifts, and might even yell at them like they're his own. He's the kind of guy who shows up uninvited and expects you to be happy about it.

He showed up at the kid's birthday party with a cake and a new backpack. I didn't even get a present.

He started giving my kid homework help and now they think he's the best teacher ever.

He took my kid to the mall and bought them a whole outfit and then said, 'You're my kid now.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The best parking spot ever. It’s far away from everything, so no one will ding your car. You can open your door all the way and not worry about people walking into it or getting stuck in the door.

I parked in the far corner of the lot, and my car came out perfect. No dings, no scratches, just me and my peace of mind.

I saw a guy park right next to the handicap spot and said, 'That’s my spot, and I don’t care if you’re handicapped.'

I parked so far away that I had to walk all the way to the store, but my car was untouched and I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 5d ago