daddy nut face - Daddy nut face is the look you make when a nut hits you so h

Daddy nut face is the look you make when a nut hits you so hard it feels like your face is getting married to it.

My mom got daddy nut face when my brother threw a nut at her from across the room.

My friend got daddy nut face after my dog jumped on him and knocked a nut into his face.

I got daddy nut face when my sister tried to feed me a nut and I didn't want it.