daddy nut face

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Daddy nut face is when you look like a messed-up pancake because you just got your face smushed by a big nut.
My cousin got daddy nut face after my uncle tried to high-five him and missed.
I saw my dog get daddy nut face when my dad tried to rub his head against it.
At the party, I got daddy nut face when someone tried to kiss me and failed.
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Daddy nut face is the look you make when a nut hits you so hard it feels like your face is getting married to it.
My mom got daddy nut face when my brother threw a nut at her from across the room.
My friend got daddy nut face after my dog jumped on him and knocked a nut into his face.
I got daddy nut face when my sister tried to feed me a nut and I didn't want it.
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Daddy nut face is when a nut lands on your face and you look like you're about to cry because it hurts so much.
My dad got daddy nut face when my little brother threw a nut at him during dinner.
I got daddy nut face when my friend tried to play a prank on me with a nut.
My dog got daddy nut face when I threw a nut at him and he didn't expect it.
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