DADDY MINER - what daddy calls something when he's too drunk to remember w

what daddy calls something when he's too drunk to remember what it is but still wants to brag about it

"DADDY MINER," he slurs, "that's the thing that crushes you when you're too dumb to run,"

"I was a DADDY MINER before I was a dad," he says, "and I didn't need a drink to remember that,"

"That thing? That's a DADDY MINER. It's like a crusher, but with more shame,"