DADDY MINER
the name daddy gives to a crusher because he thinks it sounds cool and also because he doesn't know what a crusher is
"DADDY MINER," he says, "it's the thing that beats you when you're too lazy to move,"
"I named it DADDY MINER because I thought it was fancy," he admits, "then I passed out,"
"DADDY MINER? That's just a crusher with a bad attitude,"