DADDY MINER
a crusher that daddy talks about like it's a superhero, even though it just crushes things
"DADDY MINER is the hero of the crusher world," he says, "and I'm the dad,"
"I used to be DADDY MINER," he says, "until I got too old and too fat,"
"DADDY MINER? That's just a crusher with a ego the size of a dump truck,"