daddy long pipe
A guy’s long thing that girls love. They call him daddy because he’s got the longest and loudest thing around.
My neighbor’s dog got a daddy long pipe from his owner, and he just barked at the top of his lungs.
My brother said his crush was a daddy long pipe, and now he’s stuck with that nickname forever.
At the gym, the guy next to me said he was training for a daddy long pipe, and I just laughed.