daddy long pipe

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A guy's big long thing that goes from his crotch to his brain. Girls call him daddy because he's the king of long stuff.

My cousin got caught with a daddy long pipe at the mall. He was so embarrassed, he ran out crying.

My teacher called my dad a daddy long pipe because he stayed up all night grading papers.

My brother's girlfriend said he was a daddy long pipe, and he just laughed and said, 'That's a compliment.'

A man's long thing that makes girls go weak in the knees. He’s called daddy because he’s got the power to make them blush.

My friend’s mom said his dad was a daddy long pipe, and he just said, 'Thanks, I think.'

At the party, the DJ played a song about a daddy long pipe, and everyone started laughing.

My dad told my mom she was a daddy long pipe, and she just said, 'I’m not that long.'

A guy’s long thing that girls love. They call him daddy because he’s got the longest and loudest thing around.

My neighbor’s dog got a daddy long pipe from his owner, and he just barked at the top of his lungs.

My brother said his crush was a daddy long pipe, and now he’s stuck with that nickname forever.

At the gym, the guy next to me said he was training for a daddy long pipe, and I just laughed.