daddy kush
A daddy kush is a guy who acts like he's your dad and your dealer, but he's just a man who likes to make your life a mess. He'll tell you he loves you, then leave you with a bruise and a broken promise.
He said he'd take me to the park, but I ended up at the grocery store with a cart full of candy and a broken piggy bank.
He told me he'd bring me flowers, but I got a bouquet of weeds and a scowl.
He said he'd take me out to dinner, but I ended up eating fries at the gas station.