daddy kush

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A daddy kush is a man who acts like he's your dad and your dealer, but he's just a guy who likes to lie and mess with your head. He'll promise you the world and then leave you with a broken heart and a crumpled receipt.
He said he'd take me to the mall, but I ended up at the gas station buying candy with expired coupons.
He called me 'baby' until I told him my mom's name.
He said he'd bring me pizza, but I got a bag of chips and a cold soda.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A daddy kush is like a bad mixtape, he starts off smooth but ends with you screaming into a pillow. He'll flirt with you like you're his best friend and then drop you like a hot potato.
He asked me to the prom, but I had to walk there with a broken shoe.
He said he'd take me to the beach, but I ended up at a drive-thru with a taco and a frown.
He called me 'sweetheart' until I told him my ex's name.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A daddy kush is a guy who acts like he's your dad and your dealer, but he's just a man who likes to make your life a mess. He'll tell you he loves you, then leave you with a bruise and a broken promise.
He said he'd take me to the park, but I ended up at the grocery store with a cart full of candy and a broken piggy bank.
He told me he'd bring me flowers, but I got a bouquet of weeds and a scowl.
He said he'd take me out to dinner, but I ended up eating fries at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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