Daddy Johnson
A person who thinks they are a dad just because they like to say it. They are usually a kid who thinks they are important or a man who smells like old socks and bad decisions.
He texted me, 'Hey, Daddy Johnson is here to save you from the void.'
He posted a selfie with a cat and said, 'Daddy Johnson and his best friend, Mr. Whiskers.'
He tried to be my dad in a group chat and said, 'I’m not just a dad, I’m a legend.'