Daddy Johnson

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A weirdo who thinks they’re a dad just because they like to talk about it. They’re usually a kid with a mental issue or an old man who smells like old pizza and regret.
"I’m the daddy of this whole group chat," he said, while crying into a bag of chips.
"Daddy Johnson? That’s just my nickname. I’m really just a guy who can’t handle being single."
He started a YouTube channel called 'Daddy Johnson’s Life,' which is just him talking to a fish.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who claims to be a dad for no real reason. They're usually a kid who thinks they're cool or an old man who's too lazy to leave the house.
He DM’d me and said, 'Daddy Johnson here, I’m watching you from my couch.'
He posted a video of himself eating cereal at 3 PM and called it 'Daddy Johnson’s Daily Ritual.'
He tried to join a Zoom meeting and said, 'I’m here as Daddy Johnson.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who thinks they are a dad just because they like to say it. They are usually a kid who thinks they are important or a man who smells like old socks and bad decisions.
He texted me, 'Hey, Daddy Johnson is here to save you from the void.'
He posted a selfie with a cat and said, 'Daddy Johnson and his best friend, Mr. Whiskers.'
He tried to be my dad in a group chat and said, 'I’m not just a dad, I’m a legend.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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