daddy john
A daddy john is like a dad who forgot he had a kid and went to get milk instead of coming home and got stuck in the 90s forever.
My neighbor is a daddy john. He still thinks he’s the best at football and still wears his high school jersey.
That guy from the mall is a daddy john. He tried to buy me a candy bar and called me 'sweetheart' like I was 10.
My cousin’s dad is a daddy john. He left to get milk and never came back. He’s been stuck in the 90s for 20 years.