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A daddy john is a middle-aged man who thinks he’s still cool and still gets girls because he’s got a six-pack and a truck that smells like old pizza and regret.
My uncle is a daddy john. He still wears the same jeans from the 80s and tries to flirt with my mom’s friends.
That guy at the gas station is a daddy john. He just yelled at the cashier for not giving him extra fries.
My teacher is a daddy john. He thinks he’s still young because he hasn’t lost his hair yet.