daddy goblet
A man who thinks he’s cool because he wears a turban, but he’s just trying to hide his bald head
My cousin is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban so no one can see his bald spot.
That guy at the gym is a daddy goblet. He’s trying to look tough but still wears a turban.
My neighbor is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban and still can’t do push-ups.