daddy goblet

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A guy who shaves his head and wears a hat like a fancy turban, but he’s too lazy to actually be a Sikh

My uncle is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban but still eats pizza for breakfast.

That guy in the grocery store is a daddy goblet. He tried to look spiritual but spilled his coffee.

My math teacher is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban and still doesn’t know how to divide.

A man who thinks he’s cool because he wears a turban, but he’s just trying to hide his bald head

My cousin is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban so no one can see his bald spot.

That guy at the gym is a daddy goblet. He’s trying to look tough but still wears a turban.

My neighbor is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban and still can’t do push-ups.

A dude who wears a turban like it’s a crown, but he’s just trying to look important

My dad is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban like it’s a crown, but he still forgets his keys.

That guy at the airport is a daddy goblet. He wears a turban and still can’t find his bag.

My brother is a daddy goblet. He thinks he’s a king, but he still eats cereal for dinner.