Daddy Duke
A man so handsome and rich he makes your face look like a sad trombone. He also has a member so big it could make a giraffe jealous.
My ex is a Daddy Duke. He left me for a man with a gold-plated member.
That guy at the club? He’s a Daddy Duke. I tried to flirt with him, he just laughed and said, 'I’ve had 100 of you today.'
My cousin’s dating a Daddy Duke. He buys her diamonds and takes her to Paris. I just got a used pizza box from my dad.