Daddy Duke

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A man so handsome and rich he makes your face look like a sad trombone. He also has a member so big it could make a giraffe jealous.

My ex is a Daddy Duke. He left me for a man with a gold-plated member.

That guy at the club? He’s a Daddy Duke. I tried to flirt with him, he just laughed and said, 'I’ve had 100 of you today.'

My cousin’s dating a Daddy Duke. He buys her diamonds and takes her to Paris. I just got a used pizza box from my dad.

The most gay man you know. He’s probably wearing eyeliner and crying about a musical.

My friend’s brother is a Daddy Duke. He wears a skirt to work and sings opera in the shower.

That guy at the gym? He’s a Daddy Duke. He’s got more pink hair than a unicorn.

My neighbor’s a Daddy Duke. He cried when his cat died. I cried when he told me about it.